Thursday, April 30, 2015

APRIL: EPISODE FOUR - SPRING 2015


WISDOM OF THE SAGES
EPISODE FOUR – SPRING 2015

Hello People of the World;

Spring has sprung. The temps have warmed and it has rained a couple of time and sometimes we are hit with a cold front and every freaks the f*ck out that SNOWMAGEDDON is back and let’s just eat the dead now and be done with it. Calm down people. Global weather energies are simply disrupted thanks to all the shit we pump into the atmosphere. Which is why we still get snow in an era stupidly referred to as “Global Warming”.

Just goes to show what I have been saying for decades (?) on Wisdom of the Sages, “The weather… maaaaan. Right?”

Let’s get this month’s edition started, shall we:


1 :[ ICONOCLASTS: Well, my short, short tenure as a Native Arts Curator has come to an ignoble and quiet end. I had curated a show of Native art that did not use cultural motifs to promote the art as Native. It was up for just five days at in the main thoroughfare of the James R Thompson Center in the loop, a very public state government building with a lot of foot traffic. So, I am sure the works of the artists were seen more so than the art in the Chicago Gallery of the Illinois State Museum. At least, that is how Curator Stevens put it. I have to thank the two artists that put up work to be view, very brave in the face of expectations of Native artists.

Monica Rickert and Margaret Lanternman were the only two that came forward to show work that stood against the typical, stereotypical imagery-laced work that pervade even modern Native art that purports to be critical of stereotypes. Margaret answered a call for artists while Monica responded to a personal request. Our show was a critique on the very concept of “Native American Art” itself…. Thanks, again.


2 :[ Something I noticed about myself: I realized that in the story of my life I will never be able to control how people react to or view the things I do or write. I have come to learn through my last attempt at a relationship, also through many other experiences since, that my side of the story will never get heard. Mainly due to the fact that most people, some of them friends, are egotistical enough to believe that they HAVE TO choose a side.

Now, typically, they will almost always NEVER choose the side that is right and factual, but whichever side that makes them look good in supporting; feel good in that their choosing this side makes them more important than they really are, or that their choice of side actually brings something to the side they chose. But that is the fallacy of egoism.

I will just have to sit here and do nothing as my life moves on, because as much of the truth I can bring to any situation will only make me look worse in their eyes. I have had a recent incident like this happen and it seems I have lost the trust of a friend due to how myself have been represented, though it is entirely a lie. I have the facts but now the damage has been done to my reputation and the trust others have in me, and my side of the issue, has been muddied and sullied. I guess I will have to endure and, like that attempt earlier in my life, I will have to sit back and be the bad guy in this even though if I ever simply get a chance to provide the facts, it will show that I am really not….


3 :[ I have to admit that while I enjoyed them, the teaser trailers for both “Star Wars: the Force Awakens” and “Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice” left me flat. They did not really spark my interest in seeing either of them. And this is coming from a huge fan of both Star Wars and Batman! The Star Wars one shows no originality in its visuals. A desert planet, voiceover by Luke, x-Wings, Sith, lightsabers, stormtroopers, and Han and Chewie and the Millennium Falcon. All things we have seen before. It is sad that they are trading on nostalgia instead of creating new enemies and cool new ships and things, like Lucas tried with his prequels. Seeing all the idiots crying over Star Wars is silly.

All I can think is: The Marketing is working

It is the same with the Batman/Superman trailer. Looks, as a Batman fan, I have to say, they are treating the Superman stuff great, as they should, as a follow up to “Man of Steel” he is facing the consequences of his sudden appearance on Earth. Some think he is a god, others, a threat. Which is great fodder, FOR A “MAN OF STEEL” SEQUEL. Shoehorning Batman into it now seem unnecessary, this coming from someone who defending the pairing when announced a year ago. I guess I am just upset that they chose the stupidest actor to play Batman this time.

Everyone says that we cannot judge Affleck until the movie comes out. Bullshit, I say. We can absolutely make a judgment based on prior evidence: not only his shitty performance in “Daredevil” but almost every damn movie he has done where he simply plays a variation of a mouth-breathing Ben Affleck, especially counting his work with Kevin Smith.

Yeah, the Batman Costume looks great, admittedly, but it only goes to show, you can put ANYONE in it, say, Paul Reubens, and they will still look awesome, let alone a mouth-breathing man-ape like Affleck, who has been terrible in all but two movies, or so I have been told, “The Town”, which he directed and played to his strength of being a Bostonian Meathead, and maybe “Gone Girl” where he plays a not-smart, meathead. Looking good in the Batman suit proves nothing. West, Keaton, Kilmer, Bale, even Clooney, all looked good in the suit. Did not make them great actors. But, I knew once they showed the costume the naysayers would flip-flop simply because it looks cool. I know that will only last until he opens his mouth and Affleck-voice comes out of that stupid face of his.

But then they even had to disguise his stupid mouth-breather voice using a synthesizer, which made me laugh out loud at his meathead line of “Do you bleed? You will.” They devolved Batman into a shit-talking frat boy, mouth-breathing meathead. Way to go. They couldn’t even trust Affleck to get the voice right because HE CAN’T ACT!

But I am once again the dissenting voice. What can I say: these trailers really just left me flat. I know, “Don’t see them”. I probably won’t….


4 :[ Looks like, not only will I be out of a job by the end of this current school year, but I will not be teaching “Native Americans in Media” this fall due to the Governor of Wisconsin’s budget cuts to the University of Wisconsin System. I recently learned that Adobe is shifting its Adobe Youth Voices model to a more teacher-driven, digital format and will be doing away with the Media Mentors and staff globally.

So, that is how the ball bounces. Whenever I get a new job I know that my time there is extremely limited. I go in knowing that I am expendable and that leads to a sort of needed concentration to do the best I can without the baggage of ego that seems to take hold of younger workers who act like it is something personal, or as if their genius has been questioned, that the students will crumble and fail without them to prevent it. Grow up. They will all quit better jobs in the future, as they are young yet. Me? I’ll just pack it up and move on to the next thing….


5 :[ Coffee Shop: I keep recalling this sort of discussion I had with a friend of mine and why she would never meet up at a Starbucks. She said that they were such grave signs of gentrification that, that was one of the reason she will not support them. I countered that there were no indie coffee shops on the south side either. But I am not writing this to rehash that debate. What made me think of this was that today on my way to an interview in Evanston, I stopped into a shop on Noyce and could not believe the completely differing clientele than the Starbucks I frequent in Rogers Park.

At the RP SB people are fighting over relationships, talking about finding jobs, students are studying for school, life is happening to a variety of people of all stripes there. But at this particular shop called “The Coffee Lab”, where they on the spot brew your coffee, I overheard: a dude throwing his friend under the bus over a f*cking stage show to try to get this woman on his side. (See item #2) Next to me, a group of young women were chatting noisily. You can tell what type of neighborhood you are in when one of the first things you over hear is, “They are looking for ethnically diverse people and I think that’s a problem.” Then, later, “I hate this new Instragram, I am totally unsatisfied” and “I really want something sweet and gluten-free!” You can tell what type of neighborhood you are in when a young woman states:  “I really want to be a barista.”

So, after my job interview I retreat to the Barnes & Noble café, my people and their really real lives. Hah! Right now, as I write this, this old dude is walking around hitting on all the hot chicks in the café… more power to him. He’s made progress and at least he is out there making the effort….


6 :[ The other day I was putting on my sweat pants. I pulled the waistband laces to tie it up as they are very large and prone to slipping down, but when I pulled one of the laces, it broke off. Now, the lace is made of cotton-like shoelace material and the wear of it finally caused it to break. I was saddened, as I owned this pair of sweats for several years now. Possibly one of my first clothing purchases here in Chicago. They are Converse brand, black with a deep red stripe down both pant legs. I bought them while living in my old Sedgwick apartment my first year here, thinking that I had to get back into running again. Nope.

Last night the other lace broke making me even sadder about it. Up until then, I had been making due tying the shorter lace to the longer. Which mean that now I have to stop wearing it. But broken laces on an otherwise intact pair of sweatpants is hardly a reason to throw them out. What can I do?

All of this made me think about how much sentimental value I place on inconsequential stuff. I still have two broken fans in my place gathering dust because I cannot bring myself to throw them away. My ex-wife gave one fan to me when we split and the other I bought years ago in Wyoming when my mother still lived.

We live in a disposable society, they say. We toss aside fully functional cell phones to buy more expensive ones simply because they are new. My folks taught me to get the most usage from something before you throw it out. I do. I still have a VHS player and analog TV that have been with me for years. I still wear clothes that I moved to Chicago with. I still use a radio alarm clock that my mom got me for Christmas well over twelve years ago. I still play music on a cassette tape player I bought with money from one of my first jobs.

Admittedly, I did get caught up in the cell phone thing for a couple a months when I was first married and ended up with my current phone Floyd. But he, or “it” rather, has been working ever since, going on ten years. I do not need a new phone yet because this one has not stopped working properly. Which is an idea I find that people now cannot wrap their heads around.

Which makes me King of the Hypocrites when I cannot bring myself to throw away useless stuff when they no longer have a use all because they remind me of the people in my life at the time I received them.


7 :[ Been my habit of late to watch movies on a loop. What I find fascinating it the juxtaposition of the last shoot of the movie then seeing the first show again. I think this is a great way to measure character development in a movie. To see the change happen, then when the film loops to the beginning, to see them at their starting point again to see how much a character has changed. Here are some of the films I have been watching in this manner lately:

Kurosawa’s “Red Beard”, the last of his so-called hero film right before his work turn a cynical turn. On a loop, it shows the growth of the main character, a young doctor showing up to pay a visit to a free clinic, as both shots show him walking towards the gate of the clinic where the movie takes place. At the beginning he is vain and callow and certainly does nto want to be there. On the final scene, he is arguing with Red Beard, the director of the clinic played by the awesome Toshiro Mifune, having his life change and his ideals of being of use to the poor ignited. Great film. I am writing up another film article on this one.

Another film I have been watching on a loop is another Kurosawa film, an earlier post-WWII film called “No Regret for our Youth” starring my cross culture, cross time crush, Setsuko Hara, who here plays another callow and shallow youth, who does not understand the happening going on in Japan after the Manchurian Incident. The opening shot sees her in her school clothes walking a trail with a group of boys, all of whom adore her. Then, they wait for her as she picks flowers in a field. Then, after years of learning how to make sacrifices and taking on challenges of living on her own away from her well-off parents, she ends up at her deceased husband’s parent’s farm working the rice fields, become this tough, hardcore worker. We see her planting rice in the muddy field, to elegantly foreshadowed by her flower picking, the last shot is climbing aboard a truck with other farmers heading back to her in-law’s farm. It is another great film that I recommend.

I also keep Ozu’s “Noriko Trilogy” on a loop whenever I play either “Tokyo Story”, “Late Spring”, or “Early Summer”. Each film begins and ends with Ozu’s now-famous “Pillow Shot”, the opening of each film we see the family in bliss before the big dramatic action occurs. But by the end I noticed, that each ends with a crying Noriko, played by the beautiful Setsuko Hara. Just the nice contrast of blissful ignorance of family function, off-set my the growth of characters and the changes of family dynamics. I recommend all three. You can rad my article “Mother’s Watch: the Sad Truth ofNoriko in ‘Tokyo Story’” on my other weblog.

I have been watching other films such a both Olivier’s and Branagh’s versions of “Hamlet”, Renior’s “Grand Illusion” and as I type this Pierre-Melville’s “Le Samouraï”, one of my all-time favorite films. I recommend watching your favorite films on a loop and then you can really see the character development as you watch the film, see the last shot, then, seeing the opening shot again. Only then can you really appreciate the growth of characters, the changes of situations, and the work placed into bringing these things about….


8 :[ I want to mention my new Internet show – The Ernest Bear Show: a reaction/review show, which are all the rage years ago, hosted by my childhood stuffed bear name Ernest Bear. Yes, he is the actual stuffed toy I owned as a child. Some time ago, I had the idea, inspired by “Calvin and Hobbes” and the movie “Ted” to express my thoughts about things using my stuffed bear as my mouthpiece, both, as a way to deflect criticism of an opinion (which is stupidity) and as a critique on this whole reaction video/everyone’s opinion matters society we have on the Internet.

One of the shows we did as a reaction video to the last “Man of Steel” movie last year was added to a compilation video and that video’s viewership increased. Later, I found that the video we did in reaction to the Batman costume reveal, was listed as a recommend video on an Internet article cover that. Which made me smile that my childhood stuff bear is having a better film career than I am….


So that is it for this month. Keeping it short and sweet these days. I really have not been sharing these or making them public. If you are reading this after looking for it, or you came upon it by chance, thank you! Feel free to comment, correct, or contradict anything you read here. I am a grown up, I can take it….


Until next month, remember “I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control everything really are.”



2015 Ernest M Whiteman III